Relationships Part Deux

You know women are to blame for more relationship failures than the man? It’s such a stupid myth that its always the man’s fault. Because the man is not human. He’s an animal. He has no feelings. He’s all brute force, right? Is that the stereotype that the entire male population shares with itself? Women are so much more sensitive than men. They take everything so personally. Like everything’s a personal attack against their well being.  I know, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking ‘God that is so black and white, that is such a narrow minded way of looking at it.’

But men don’t think as much as women do because they don’t need to. It’s the same reason why they’re able to make decisions quicker. Why they always order food first. Why they always get the bill. Why they always initiate sex. Why they’re always the first to ask a question. Why they’re always the first to answer a question. Because by the time a woman is done thinking, the man’s already out the door, paid the bill, and tipped the host for a good table.

The one quality that a woman does possess over a man is impulsiveness. Women are much more impulsive than men are. That’s not the same thing as making a rational decision quickly. That’s making a spontaneous decision without giving it a second thought. There is a difference between the two.

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    • Harry
    • September 2nd, 2011

    This is brilliant. Its a shame nobody is reading it.

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